I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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