stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This is the high leading the old right now
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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