Do vagina's smell?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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