fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
