Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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