super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
