On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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