he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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