is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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