Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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