Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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