I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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