well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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