If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I will be naked everywhere
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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