so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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