how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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