that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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