I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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