He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
