what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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