It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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