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say what?
wanna hang out?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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