This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
There's a naked man in my car right now.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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