We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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