i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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