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This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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