i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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