This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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