Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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