i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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