i don't like sucking hair
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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