Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i think i just lost a toe
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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