distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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