I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
