I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
