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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I need moral support for this bender
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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