Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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