just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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