So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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