I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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