Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
