I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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