This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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