Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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