You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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