Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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