He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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