I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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