Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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