so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
That accounts for only three of the penises
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
